Stock news and a doggy joke to make you smile

Just wanted to let you know that all our Pro Pac formulas are now back in stock. This includes the Senior and Adult Mini Chunk. Again, our apologies for any inconvenience with the delay.

And we thought you might like this doggy joke:

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying:

HELP WANTED

Must be a good typist and be good with a computer.
Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal
Opportunity Employer.

A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up
to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it, whined and pawed the air.

The receptionist called the office manager. He was
surprised to say the least to see a canine applicant. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager expectantly.

The manager said, “I can’t hire you. The sign says
you must be able to type.” The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly type a perfect
business letter. He took out the page and trotted over to
the manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the
chair.

The manager was stunned, but told the dog, “That was
fantastic, but I’m sorry. The sign clearly says that
whoever I hire has to be good with a computer.”

The dog jumped down again, went to the computer and
proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various
Programs, produced a sample spreadsheet and database, then presented them to the manager.

The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the dog, “Hey, I realize that you are a very intelligent applicant and have fantastic talent, but you’re a dog — no way could I hire you.”

The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the window and pointed his paw at the words, “Equal Opportunity Employer.”

The exasperated manager said, “Yes, I know what the damned sign says. But the sign also says you have to be bilingual.”

The dog looked him straight in the eye and said,   “Meow.”

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